As Bravo did with Below Deck Sailing Yacht, apparently they’re airing two episodes per week of Down Under. I know reality TV isn’t affected by the ongoing strikes by the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, but why would a network want to burn off episodes of shows so quickly?! /rant
Picking up immediately from the previous episode, Margot is actually not annoyed by Luke’s surprise smooch, but was just caught completely off guard. She tells Aesha this, and confesses she actually has a crush on Luke, but doesn’t want to jump into “anything.” Considering she’s known these people for mere hours at this point, she makes perfect sense. How about learning her last name first, Luke? After he drops a full tray of shot glasses, Luke and the rest of the crew head back to the boat. And as soon as they do, a disco-ball-helmeted Luke kisses Margot again; this time she’s fully prepared, but Harry is bewildered. Same!
Harry tells Adam that “budgie smugglers,” or Speedos, as we know them, are part of Aussie culture and that he has several, depending on the occasion. He gets into one, and he must be the tallest, thinnest male I think that has ever been a part of any Below Deck and I want to eat a cheeseburger for him. Meanwhile Luke and Margot continue to kiss while they wait on deck for the hot tub to fill. Ultimately she says it’s too fast, but Luke doesn’t seem to get the picture. The rest of the crew is in the crew mess making boatloads of ramen, and Harry somehow ends up in the hot tub, alone.
The third deckhand is on the way, as the crew gets the boat ready for the next charter. Tzarina’s missing luggage (which later she says has about $60 – 100K worth of stuff in it!) is delivered to the boat, while Harry and Luke discuss Margot and that they’re both into her; Luke says they’ll let Margot decide [what she wants]. Isn’t he a gent?
Preference sheet time! Tzarina has an uneasy feeling about the guests before they can read the preference sheets, and Jason reads that they’re “foodies” – so she was right, and the pressure is on! The primary, Jack, has requested all drinks be served with ice; given the title of the episode, you might guess this becomes an issue later (spoiler alert: it really doesn’t). Jason tells the heads of department they need to up their games, as the new deckhand arrives… and it’s the chief entertainment officer himself, Culver Bradbury from season 1! Personally Culver’s bad wigs, accents and antics got a little tiresome for me after a while, but credit where credit is due, this guy will go above and beyond to make the guests happy.
Jason greets Culver in the wheelhouse, and calls Aesha and Luke over the radio to meet them. Aesha’s over the moon that Culver is back and she tells Luke they’re lucky to have him. Culver meets the rest of the deck team and Harry says Adam has a new best mate, another American. Luke apologizes to Margot for “forcefully” kissing her, but she says not to apologize because she didn’t want him to feel bad; Margot is way too nice and/or smitten for her own good, IMO. Harry flirts with Margot over… laundry… and in a confessional says he’s the better choice for her than Luke.
Jason calls his daughter, Saskia, who is in the Philippines, and he explains in a confessional how he hadn’t seen her in 2 years (!) due to COVID; but as we know from the end of last season, he did make it over there and they got to spend good quality time together. Provisions arrive, and Tzarina seems to be getting a better handle on things. Some more last minute prep before the guests arrive, and charter 2 gets underway. Aesha shows the guests around, and in a confessional she says they seem like rich kids “spending daddy’s money,” and she’s pretty spot on. The guests sit down for lunch and Aesha brings Rose; multiple guests asks for ice, and Laura is there, dishing it out diligently.
In the galley, Tzarina is second guessing her menu for dinner, since the guests “know food.” As the guests get ready to go for a swim, Adam starts telling Harry what to do, much to Harry’s annoyance. Later, Adam “tests” Luke by drawing boats on a whiteboard and asking which one has the right of way? Seems like something a bosun would know, but sure. Adam clearly resents being “lowest on the totem pole” as he puts it, and from experience, this cannot end well… Dinner gets underway, and the deck team helps out in the galley; Tzarina tells Aesha she only cares about making the captain happy with dinner (again, the thirst is real, but also cute).
This dinner is a wine pairing dinner, and no matter the wine, the guests continually ask for ice in their glasses (they really weren’t kidding on those preference sheets). Laura questions how Aesha is handling service, after earlier saying in a confessional that if she were chief stew, her standards would be higher. In a confessional Aesha says she doesn’t love that, and that she would never call out one of her chief stews. Looks like Adam and Laura are on the same wavelength with their bosses! The guests love the food; Jason leaves, and tells Tzarina that dinner was very good. More flirting between Harry and Margot, then Luke and Margot; Adam wakes up for anchor watch, but forgets to rinse down the boat, per Luke’s instructions.
In the morning, Luke interrupts Harry and Margot’s new coffee ritual. Jason comes on deck and in a confessional says the deck team needs to be firing on all cylinders, but they’re far from it and he’s angry. Harry does find a diamond earring that a guest lost, so he gets some brownie points with them, at least. Also, besides Adam and Laura thinking they’re too good for their jobs, everyone seems to be getting along really well.
At the breakfast table, a guest has cut his foot on some glass that shattered the previous day; Jack, the primary, leaves the table because he can’t stand blood. Culver seems to be showing Adam how to do things, so hopefully he’ll learn and be a team player; but Luke, in a confessional, says that Adam needs to know about the glass situation, because cleaning the deck was part of this job that he didn’t do…
Just like the charter season, the season of Down Under is off to a dizzying start; but now that the crew is fully in place and people are finding their rhythms, things should improve – workwise (although we do know from the season trailer that Jason does fire someone – my money’s on Adam, but we’ll see!). Personal relationships are still going to be m-e-s-s-y, especially since in the scenes for episode 4, Luke is seen kissing Laura, by Margot! And somewhere out there, Gary King is realizing he’s got some new competition on the other side of the world.
MxM